REBLOG IF YOU THINK THAT GAZETTE HAVE THE MOST AWESOME HEADBANGING!

my-very-last-breath:

luxife:

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Australian weather.

  • Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
  • Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.

what’s the definition of trust?

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

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  • australian high school students everywhere: kill me
  • News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
  • News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
  • Britain: wat.
  • News in America: Man throws intestines at police
  • Britain: wat
  • News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
  • News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
  • Britain: Shit Canada.
  • America: You fucked up.
  • Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work
  • New Zealand: .....
  • New Zealand: Guys can I borrow some Marmite I'm dying over here